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Editor, Paul Rosenberger

Editor: Paul Rosenberger

We now have 30 members we need to recruit more people for our big projects, so: “BRING GUESTS.”

February 3, 2012
PROGRAM

Steve Langhoff

Gene Evans introduced Democratic Primary State's Attorney Candidate, Steve Langhoff, whom Steve Wentworth had invited. He began by stating he lives in Forsyth with his wife,Nikki,and four children; they expect another baby this summer. In his information card, Steve’s campaign theme was listed as “Tough on Crime, Smart About Your Money.” In brief, it listed his background as fifteen years as an attorney that included four as Macon County Assistant States Attorney and four as Macon County Public Defender. He was chair of the 2011 Crime Stoppers State Conference and is currently chair of the Forsyth Planning Commission.

Steve noted that Macon County has the highest rate of felony convictions in the state, yet has one of the lowest rates of misdemeanor convictions. Yet he believes in diversion programs that rehabilitate non-violent criminals. He said the local office has a $3.8 million budget and a staff of 54. Records of convictions or dismissal are only available for domestic violence cases; about 60% of cases are dismissed because the victim doesn’t want to prosecute. Chuck Shonkwiler suggested using alternative juvenile justice programs to reduce truancy in the schools.

Thanks for enlightening us on this vital office race that is up for election this fall, Steve.

 

MEETING SCHEDULE

 

February 7 – Board meeting at 6:50 a.m. at Perkin’s

 

February 10 Regular breakfast meeting at 7:00 a.m. at Scovill Golf Course

 

February 16  – Midnight Bingo Packet Assembly at 10 p.m. at Majestic Bingo Hall, Mt. Zion

 

February 18-19Presidents' Day Midnight Bingo

 

 

 

 

SPONSORSHIP REPORT

 

VP Steve Hager asked us to sign up early and often for the President's Day Midnight Bingo Project on February 18-19. Packet assembly will occur on Thursday evening at 10:00 at the Majestic. George Batson asked all who could, to please stay after today’s meeting to assemble the envelopes addressed to all Macon County schools that contained letters to administrators and teachers along with replicas of the Bill of Rights for over 1400 Macon County fifth graders. About ten Sertomans answered the call and we finished in 15 minutes – a new record.

February 3, 2012
MEETING REPORT

On a spring-like morning, 21 Sertomans, including Noon Clubber, George Batson, came on time to enjoy the usual tasty breakfast augmented today by Chris Marshall’s cinnamon rolls for which she had arrived at 5:00 a.m. to make. President Mike Boliek was still basking in the Texas heat so president-elect Gene Evans again conducted the meeting.

 

 

 

FUTURE PROGRAMS

VP Norm Jensen said that on Friday, February 10, he or I will invite a mystery speaker. Other February assignments: 17 - Duane McCoskey (Sub for Will Sudduth); 24 - Social.

 

 

SHERIFF’S ACTIONS

 

Sheriff Chuck Shonkwiler was back and levied no fines but had several trivia questions, 1) “What was the most common first name of our presidents?” The second Sertoman asked knew it was James. 2) “What is the Scandinavian city is known as the White Capital?” This earned several quarters until somebody said Helsinki. 3) “Name the six weapons used in the board game Clue. One entire table worked hard to name the pipe, gun, wrench, rope, dagger, & candlestick. 4) “What’s the largest U. S. Railroad station?” I knew it was Grand Central Station in New York. Our speaker, Steve Langhoff, then drew out absentee Gaylan Turner's badge for the 50/50 prize, so we will have a rollover next week.

 

 

 

 

SOCIAL REPORT

 

VP Hugh Rowden (and Linda) were thanked for organizing our social evening last Saturday when about 20 members, spouses and guests attended Theatre 7's comedy production of “Bathroom Humor” at Richland’s theater following a dinner at Jan’s East End Grill on Brush College. The meal was very good but the service was rather slow so we were five minutes late arriving at Richland, however, the T-7 management held the curtain for us and the comedy was very humorous.

 

 

 

MEMBERSHIP REPORT

 

VP Duane McCoskey acknowledged George Batson’s presence, then asked us again to: “BRING GUESTS.”

 

POLITICAL OPINIONS    
 

* I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough. ~ Clarie Sargent , Arizona senatorial candidate
* The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII
* We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop
* If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~Will Rogers
* Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
* Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. ~Nikita Khrushchev
* When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. ~Clarence Darrow
* Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. ~Author Unknown
* If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno
* Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. ~John Quinton
* Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~Oscar Ameringer
* The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
* I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952
* A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~Texas Guinan
* Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. ~Gore Vidal
* I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. ~Charles de Gaulle
* Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. ~Doug Larson
* Don't vote, it only encourages them. ~Author Unknown
* There ought to be one day - just one – when there is open season on senators. ~Will Rogers

 

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